Just say, “No”. It’s that simple.

My Argentine friends, it may be time to hit up the Dark Web and buy yourselves some travel documents. But where would you go?

You got me. I don’t know. This shit is being done worldwide.

I mean, you guys can’t be get more fucked than the downward spiral of fuckery you’ve been in, since the 1950s. I’m not trying to rub it in, but… perspective, I guess.

It is rumored that the vax that’s being rolled out in Argentina is the mandatory Russian DNA vax. What could possibly go wrong?

You can’t do anything without it. You can’t enroll in college, you can’t buy food, you can’t get a job. How is one supposed to live?

Self employment? I hope you got at least a giggle out of that one, but seriously, the idea is so you won’t live. You must die, goy!

Somewhere in the US, in some danky local bar, with mask and vax demands, sits some poor sap, who is reading this article, because one of his dear pals shared it with him, and he’s thinking to himself, “good, the bitch who broke my heart and went back to Argentina is gonna die or get sterilized”.

But, vos sabés como son las cosas en Argentina y mañana va a salir otro diputado chupateta o se va a morir el Indio Solari y lo van a velar en la casa Rosada y se van a olvidar de todo.

So, it isn’t all too clear how things will turn out.

They’ll be doing a vax pass, too. Probably via an app. One could simply fake the certificate if you need, I suppose. Friends in Mexico are just writing their own certificates by hand. Some of them in crayon.

Argentina has 55.3 of the population, or something like that, with the majority in those numbers with at least one dose taken, and they are literally begging for the jab and to jab minors too. Its weird that they’re making it obligatory.

The truth is, they don’t have to vaccinate anyone by force. They will just make it impossible for you to live until you do it yourself.

Argies need permission to leave their fucking neighborhood since last year and only one person per houseld can leave, at a time.

Shit is getting more serious, by the hour.