Researchers have discovered malware that “can hijack a computer’s boot process even when Secure Boot and other advanced protections are enabled and running on fully updated versions of Windows.”

That’s right, folks! You have a few options: stay on Windows and have the 5 Eyes and 14 Eyes spy on you with Ring Zero access and telemetry, DO NOT update your operating system, or install a Linux distro. There are only two good options out of those three and they are the latter. Out of those two, the lady option is the best!

It goes in this order: older Thinkpad, Open Core, Linux distro and you’re on your way to freedom.